The Corn Capital
Olivia's
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In Olivia we're all "ears." (Oh, that's corny!!)
Olivia's
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In Olivia we're all "ears." (Oh, that's corny!!)
Paul was so corny that his parents made him sleep in a crib.
When Harry joined the military, he was so corny that they immediately
made him a colonel.
John was so corny that he'd only wear a hat with a
tassel.
Stalking
is legal in Olivia.
We always root
for the home team!
Is this becoming corn
borer-ing?
Were these thoughts written by corn
flakes?
The most commonly treated malady of the feet in Olivia? You guessed
it -- corns.
What makes up the majority of the canine population of
Olivia?
A- Corndogs, of course! (This thought contributed by Anthony Boen.)
What does a worm do in a
cornfield? It goes in one
ear and out the other.
Our town needs a cobbler.
Bill was so corny that he demanded a
cobblestone
sidewalk.
Every block in Olivia has four corne(a)rs!
We have a cornucopia
of great people!
**Cobbers
are the cream of the crop!
**HONK if you're
corny!
**The Corn Capital Queen has hair like silk --
corn
silk.
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